Funhy - It's Funny

A flight attendant on an airline's cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from LA, "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers on board and only 40 dinners."... When the passengers' muttering had died down,

What do you mean, Tomorrow is MONDAY??!!!!

Aadmi kabhi bhi itna jhootha nahi hota, agar auratein itne sawaal na karti !!!

दुनिया मे वो कौन सी चीज है जो सबसे ज्यादा बार फूलती है फ़िर भी उसके आकार में कोई परिवर्तन नहीं होता ???? , , , , बीवी का थोबड़ा ...!!

Height of Vellapanti... Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter

Teacher: Beta, 1+1 kya hota hai? Boy - Happy hours... ;)

A warning notice in a factory for female workers! "If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines . and if it is short, stay away from the.... . engineers.." !! :D

Airline hai ya roadways ki bus!!!

A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun. Suddenly it started raining & both got wet. They found an empty hut

Boy at Bus Stop: Achhi Lipstick hai GIRL: Thanx BOY: Beautiful Dress

A beautiful poem that touched my heart. . पुरानी पेंट रफू करा कर पहनते जाते है, Branded नई shirt देने पे आँखे दिखाते है टूटे चश्मे से ही अख़बार पढने का लुत्फ़ उठाते है, Topaz के ब्लेड से दाढ़ी बनाते है पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है …. कपड़े का पुराना थैला लिये दूर की मंडी तक जाते है,

Self Confidence at its Peak! Santa at S.B.I. :-"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds' I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"

Ye hota hai jab humshakals dekhoge!!