Funhy - It's Funny

'Hello!?' 'Hey! Honey, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having right now, I lost my phone!' 'Hello, I'm not your wife, I'm Cecelia, your new maid!' 'Oh! That's great! Welcome! I'm having a crazy day right now, can you please hand the phone to my wife?' 'I would but she just locked her room and went in with another man!' 'What!! That's a disaster! As if this day wouldn't get worse!! All these years, all this love for this day! I can't bear this anymore' 'I'm really sorry to hear that!' 'Don't be sorry, it's not your fault! I need a moment to think but time is running out! Do one thing... In the drawer below the phone there's a gun!' 'What!! I won't do anything stupid!!' 'No.. You don't understand.. I'm very rich and powerful.. No one can touch you and I'll pay you a million!' 'But...' 'I'll pay you two million but you have to

 My wife sat down on the couch  next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'   I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a petrol pump. And then the fight started.... My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect." And then the fight started.... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long

Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on its mouse.

My wife wants to eat somewhere shes never eaten before for V-Day I told her she should try the kitchen

  Fact is stranger than fiction. IITian and the Rickshawala...nice piece of conversation. By an anonymous IITian This one is delightfully interesting to read. There were two rickshaw-walas vying for our business when we wanted to go to Sankat-Mochan temple in Benaras, now Varanasi. I agreed to go with the one who was about 20, seemed like a regular young rickshaw-wala, but I found something interesting about this fellow in his eyes. I was not proved wrong. He wanted Rs 50, we said Rs 30. We settled for 40.  Here are the highlights of the conversation that ensued while he rode the rickshaw: "Aap kahan se aaye hain?" "Delhi" "Bijness ya kaam karte hain?" "Naukri karte hain" "kismein" "Internet mein" "Hamara bhi kuch wahin kaam lagwa do". I just chuckled. "Main try kar raha hoon engineering padhne kee;  achchi naukri lag jaayegi tab" "Achcha?"I asked a little interested. "Haan, Delhi mein Guru G

Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film? Because interest in the Bond is so low.