Valentine's day fights

 My wife sat down on the couch  next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'  

I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started....

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a petrol pump. And then the fight started....

My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect." And then the fight started....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents' house. And then the fight started....