Cigarette jalao

Santa Singh Interview Ke Liye Gaya. Naukri Already Boss Ke Salle Ko Mil Chuki Theeee.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jarrori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe Thee Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha.

Santa Ki Bari Aaye...


Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai.
Apko 1 cigarette Jallane Hai. ? Kaise Jalogee ?
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Santa Singh Very Serious. ...

Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
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Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kaha Bataooo.






Santa Ke Out Of The World Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it
in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…….. using this LIGHTER you
can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...


Santa's another deadly answer.

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette
up and catch it. Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you
can light the cigarette


Interviewer:-Stupid


Santa :- Sir one more Solution….

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Take water in your hand and drop it
drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..

Santa:- Sir Apne Wo Gana Nahin Suna

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"…
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Santa:- Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution….

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Start praising one cigarette, The other
will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Interviewer:- Santa ji Aapke Pair Kidhar Hai.... !!!!