Dinner

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska stomach kharab tha us din.

puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh
neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's father:- hello beta neel,how are you?

Neel:- m good uncle,aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k stomach mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...."

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se."

Tommy wahi baitha raha.

Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."

Gf's gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out,bhago yaha se...

Neel fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf:- sorry neel,ye kutta bhi na...Tommy bhago chalo jao,hato neel k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......"
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GF's father:- Tommy !!! jab wo tere upar hug dega tab hatega kya waha se..."