Joke Joke

Height of guessing an answer......

Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5

Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...
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Ek dum latest....
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Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...   😀
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😛😛
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...

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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy......"

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted 
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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹