Joke Mix

. Super Insults:

Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......


Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera pooch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Aap konse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..


Mother to Son:
Tipu sultan kaun hain ?
Son : Pata Nahi 
Mother : Padhai pe dhyan do 
Son to Mother : chinky aunty kaun hain?
Mother : Pata Nahi.
Son : Papa pe Dhyan do


A cute xcuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so wht mks U late if dey wr fightng?
Student-1shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..



Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"
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Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du." 

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: "bapre"
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: "bapre" + "bapre"+ "bapre"
Girl: 
Salesman: 😆
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Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18...!!!

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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 


Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad....Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho?Nahi beta....Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?Nahi beta.....To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???😅😅