Another Joke

संता: आप मुझे संस्कृत सिखा दो।
पंडित: क्यों?
संता: देवताओं की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी।
पंडित: अगर नर्क गए तो?
संता: पंजाबी तो आती ही

This is funny....

GOA RADIO ORGANISED A
COMPETITION FOR POEMS, IN WHICH THE FIRST LINE MUST BE ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE SHOULD BE THE OPPOSITE.
Here is the ultimate prize winning poem...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of tequila, with some lime !


Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta

Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi.... humne to Bech di