Room

Must read ekdum naya

Ek Baar ek Baap apne
Bete se Milne City jaata hai.

Waha uske
Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi
Rehti hai !


Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate
hai......

DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?

BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad,........
Mere Saath he Rehti hai.

Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe
Honge.....

But Hum Dono ke Beech koi
Physical Relationship Nahi hai...

Hum
dono ke Rooms Alag hai,

Hum log alag
alag He Sote hai,

We're just Good
Friends !

DAD : Acha beta!!

Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata
hai..

AFTER A WEEK.....

LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare
papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo
plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai
Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !

LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !

LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti
hai !

LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai..

It says...

"Dear Dad,

Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki...

Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki
Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki...

Agar Galti se plate le Gaye ho, please
wapis kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky
plate hai !

- Your Son !

After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad !

"Dear Son,

Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Roommate Tere Sath Soti hai...

Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo
Tere Sath Nahi Soti hai...

Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar
wo Apne Room me, Apni Bed pe so jati,

To uske Takiye ke Neeche he plate
Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha

-Tera Baap

Baap Baap Hota Hai

Haso mat market me ekdam naya he, jldi forward karo nai to koi kar lega.. .... :D