Rudraksh mala

Super joke..

Santa apni bakri ko bus mein le jane laga.
Conducter ne mana kar dia.
Santaa bakri ko burka pehna
k bus mein le gaya.
Conducter ko bola:'Ye meri naani hai, budhaape ki wajah se jhuk gai hai'.
Kuchh der bad bakri ne potty kar di.Paas betha Banta bola
'0ye . teri naani ki rudraaksh ki maala toot gai... :P