Baniya Jokes

Baniya Collection

1. baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
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2. baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons. daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya : To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ?


3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!


4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:)


6. baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Varna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga


7. Titanic Ke Saath baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha hai.
Baniya : Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.


8. Baniya haath mein blade se
cut maar raha tha....
Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...??
Baniya : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge.
La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!