Joke Set

Touching words by a Father-

Dear Son,
if you think your Dad, Mom & Teacher are Strict and unnecessarily harassing you.

Wait for your wife !!!! 



Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!




What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB - no claps please!




What'll you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!


How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool?
Diplomacy!ЁЯШАЁЯША


How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!




Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..





What do you call an unconscious Vijay Mallya?
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Bejan Daruwalla!

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