Husband Wife Jokes

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! 

Sab prabhu ki maya hai

 
A Man praying in 
Kumbh Mela...

Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...
...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...

...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh main...

Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo

Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo !!!



Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata 😀!!!!