Joke Collection

Who are lizards?

Awesome answer
by a kid....

They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young😂

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What is a Pizza..?


Awesome answer:

A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad
for higher education !
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What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀

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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:👋👋😜😛😄

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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 😝😁

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Aaj  ka  SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
          Akkal  nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
          Aati hai... "

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Fantastic one

Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon, Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain....

Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, Shayad Kismat Sath de de😝😝😝😝😝😝