Cricket Match

*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes?

*Just read* this👇👇

You won't ask it again!!😋😇

A couple 👫 watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:

*Wife:* Is that Bret Lee?

*Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

*Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.

*Husband*: 😨 He does not have an actor brother

*Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?😄

*Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian 

*Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

*Husband:* No. It is called action replay😫.

*Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one.

*Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata 😔

*Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.

*Husband*: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. 😜

*Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit? 

*Husband*:😨😰

*Wife:* Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?

*Husband*: He is signalling a 'Bye'.

*Wife:* Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over😆😆😆? 

*Husband*:🙏😰

*Wife:* How many runs to win?

*Husband*: 72 in 36 balls

*Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

*Husband turns off the TV!!!*😂😂😂.

Wife turns it on and watches *'Balika Vadhu'*

😅😅😅

*Husband*: Who is this Anandi?

*Wife:* Tumhari Maa...😡😡😡

How many times have I told you.. 

*DO NOT* disturb me when m watching TV..

*Husband:* 😳😳😳