Funhy - It's Funny

Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?" Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?

एक इन्जीनीयर को यह देख कर हैरत हुई कि अंदर के कमरे में बैल कोल्हू खींच रहा है और तेली बाहर बैठा चिलम पी रहा है। इन्जीनीयर ने तेली से कहा, "अगर बैल रुक जाये तो तुम्हें पता ही नहीं चलेगा।"

Touching words by a Father- Dear Son, if you think your Dad, Mom & Teacher are Strict and unnecessarily harassing you. Wait for your wife !!!!  Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'? ? ? ? ? ? ? King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin! What do you call a bee that comes from America? . . . . . USB - no claps please! What'll you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years? Bujurg Khalifa! How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool? Diplomacy!😀😀 How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? . . . . . . Vocabulary! Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth? Umar Gul.. What do you call an unconscious Vijay Mallya? . .. ... .... ..... Bejan Daruwalla!

किसी ने मेरे से पूछा - आप शादी से पहले क्या करते थे ?? मैंने कहा- जो मेरा दिल करता था।

विवाह .. वह खूब़सूरत जंगल है .. जहां .. "बहादूर शेरों" का शिकार.. 'हिरणियां' करती हैं......

वो मन्दिर भी जाता है और मस्जिद भी.. वो गुरुद्वारे भी जाता है और च‌र्च भी..... परेशान पति का कोई मजहब नहीं होता... !!

One Line Humors... Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

छोरा छोरी तै : बोलया के तेरे पेपरा की त्यारी किसी चाल रही सै....?? . छोरी बोलली : मेरा टारगेट तो फ़ैल होना है

एक स्टूडेंट प्रार्थना में भगवान से बोला: 1 डॉलर की कीमत 68 रुपये तक पहुंचाई, पेट्रोल की 83 रुपये तक, दूध की 50 रुपये तक

Landlord to tenant: Beta poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri, aur kal rakhi k din koi b ni aai ?!!!

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each to spend... . .

एक बार एक लड़का अपने स्कूल की फीस भरने के लिए एक दरवाजे से दूसरे दरवाजे तक कुछ सामान बेचा करता था, एक दिन उसका कोई सामान नहीं बिका और उसे बड़े जोर से भूख भी लग रही थी. उसने तय किया कि अब वह

What is the similarity between cricket and loose motions..?? . . . . . . .DHONI idhar bhi hai.. DHONI udhar bhi hai..!!

Salary day special !!! 9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received... Salary credited to ur a/c Me : Yipeeee.. 9.01 : *beep beep* Home EMI auto debited..

संता :- ये हनी सिंह कहॉं मिलेगा ? ....कूटना है साले को.. बंता :- क्यू .. क्या हो गया ?? .. संता : उसके गाने के चक्कर मे मेरी प्रीतो पागल हो गयी है....

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list. 1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!

Amitabh Bachan public toilet se poora bheeg ke nikla. Jaya Bachan: Aap toh susu karne gaye the?

संता को एक लावारिस बन्दर मिला तो वह उसे पुलिस स्टेशन लेकर गया! इंस्पेक्टर ने कहा इसको "चिड़िया घर" ले जाओ!

"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..." Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya....!!

Wife : I am not talking to you. Husband : Okay. Wife : Don't you want to know the reason. Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision!!

  And this B.Tech. guy will be earning much more than a lot of us out there!!

Hum indians ke pas har cheez ka solution hai!! Bas problem dusaro ki honi chahiye!!!

प्रोफेसर : "एक प्लेटफार्म 2 Km लम्बा है. आंधी चल रही है. 60 Km/hr की गति से एक ट्रैन आई और दिल्ली से मुंबई की तरफ चली गयी.." तो सवाल यह है कि: "मेरी उम्र कितनी है ??"

My Nepali watchman came to me and said shahbji:- " सिरीया का बादशाह मर गया .!!"

Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai- Ans. Waise to dono h samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...

Aaj ka SUVICHAR .... "BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati" ... "Jitni SHAADI ke bad Aati hai... "

Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi : Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face!!!

Husband: Have a Nice Day Wife: DON'T tell me what to do...!!!

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

What is a Pizza..? Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education !

Who are lizards? Awesome answer by a kid.... They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young!!

'पादना' बुरी बात नहीं है भाई!! आज में ऐसे विषय पर बात कर रहा हूँ जो इंसान के इस पृथ्वी पर आगमन के समय से ही सदा बेहद उपयोगी परन्तु बेहद उपेक्षित विषय रहा है, और जिसका नाम लेना भी उसी तरह असभ्यता समझी जाती है। इसको बच्चा बच्चा जानता है..? क्योंकि पाद ऐसा होता है जो शुरु से ही बच्चों का मनोरंजन करता है । और इसीलिये बच्चे कहीं भी पाद देते हैं..?? तब उन्हें बङे सिखाते हैं कि बेटा यूँ अचानक कहीं भी पाद देना उचित नहीं हैं..?? अब इन बङों को कौन सिखाये

*Friends calls on Landline Phone* Me - "Hello??" Friend - "Bhai kahan hai??"

Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

Baniya Collection 1. baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. .............. 2. baniya on his deathbed. My wife, where r u ? Wife: Yes, I'm here My sons. daughters r u all here? Yes, Papa Baniya : To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ? 3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola: MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA! 4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi, baniya ne phir khoon diya. Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Baniya: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di? Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:) 6. baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nik

Baap of all Baniya Jokes ever made: A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAL Girl... AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!!

A couple had a fight whole night… Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy 2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am. 3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):

फ़िक्र-ए-रोज़गार ने फासले बड़ा दिए ...वरना , सब यार एक साथ थे, अभी कल ही की तो बात है !!!

   Wife calls to her husband :=Window ka lock ni khul rha hai... Husband := aisa kro thoda oil paka ke (to make very hot) kr ke us pr daal do...